“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
“Feliz navi-dog!”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
“You’re my soul Santa.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Believe in your elf.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Treat yo'elf.
She has high elf-esteem.
He’s an elf-made man.
Don’t be elfish.
I’m elf-taught.
Let’s take an elfie.
I only have ice for you.
This is snow laughing matter!
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
Icy what you did there.
I'm snow bored.
It takes one to snow one.
Snow on and snow forth.
As it snow happens.
Snow thank you.
Say it ain’t snow.
It's ice to meet you.
I told you snow.
It’s snow joke.
Best in snow.
Up to snow good.
You snow the drill.
I only have ice for you.
This is snow laughing matter!