What do you call someone who's obsessed with Christmas? Santa-mental.
Your presents is requested.
Love at frost sight!
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
It’s snow joke.
I told you snow.
I’ll never fir-get.
I only have ice for you.
She has high elf-esteem.
Snow on and snow forth.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
Birch, please.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
It takes one to snow one.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
You snow the drill.
Yule be sorry.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Snow thank you.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
“What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus.”
The snuggle is real.
Icy what you did there.
He’s an elf-made man.
Snow on and snow forth.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
Time to spruce things up.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
I have the final sleigh.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
I'm Claus-trophobic.
You snow the drill.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Don’t be elfish.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”