What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Time to spruce things up.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
I only have ice for you.
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
He came, he thawed, he conquered.
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Birch, please.
As it snow happens.
Best in snow.
I told you snow.
Up to snow good.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
This is snow laughing matter!
Snow on and snow forth.
You snow the drill.
“Someone’s barking up the wrong Christmas tree.”
Don’t be elfish.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
I'm snow bored.
I’m elf-taught.
I’m feelin’ pine.
Yule be sorry.
“Feliz navi-dog!”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
Make it rein.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
Say it ain’t snow.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
It takes one to snow one.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations? Tinselitis.”
Sleigh, what?!
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Love at frost sight!
It's lit.