It takes one to snow one.
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
It’s snow joke.
Snow thank you.
“What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.”
I'm snow bored.
It's ice to meet you.
Rebel without a Claus.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
I have the final sleigh.
What is Santa's favorite breakfast food? Snow-flakes.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
Birch, please.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
I’m elf-taught.
Up to snow good.
I told you snow.
Let’s take an elfie.
Why shouldn't you mess with Santa? Because he has a black belt.
Say it ain’t snow.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“Bah-Hum-Pug.”
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
You sleigh me.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Hold on for deer life.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
I only have ice for you.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells, jungle bells…
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
This is snow laughing matter!
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
Snow on and snow forth.
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Best in snow.
Say it ain’t snow.
You’re my soul Santa.
That look soots you.