What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Snow thank you.
Say it ain’t snow.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Time to spruce things up.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
“Deck the Halls with Bows on Collies.”
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
I'm snow bored.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
I told you snow.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
Resting Grinch face.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
This is snow laughing matter!
Sleigh queen, sleigh.
Make it rein.
You snow the drill.
It’s snow joke.
He’s an elf-made man.
Icy what you did there.
I’ll never fir-get.
She has high elf-esteem.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
As it snow happens.
Say it ain’t snow.
Best in snow.
It takes one to snow one.
Love at frost sight!
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Fir sure.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
You’re sleigh-in’ it.
I’m feelin’ pine.
What did one ornament say to another? I like hanging with you.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
Don’t be elfish.
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
I'm Claus-trophobic.
But wait—there’s myrrh.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Snow on and snow forth.