As it snow happens.
This is snow laughing matter!
“You’re my soul Santa.”
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot's him Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? Because the present's beneath them.
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
I’ll never fir-get.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
“Feliz navi-dog!”
These decorations are tree-mendous.
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls into the fireplace? Krisp Kringle.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
Don’t be elfish.
You sleigh me.
Treat yo'elf.
He’s an elf-made man.
Let’s take an elfie.
Sleigh, what?!
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
“If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents.”
Fir sure.
Believe in your elf.
I'm snow bored.
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist? He no longer believed in himself.
I told you snow.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“How do the elves clean Santa’s sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!”
It’s snow joke.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
It takes one to snow one.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? A cari-boo!
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
Snow on and snow forth.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
“Dachshund Through the Snow.”
“I love you from head to mistletoe.”
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Up to snow good.
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
I’m elf-taught.
“Did you know that the Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a
bit?”
We have great chemis-tree.
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”