How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Snow on and snow forth.
“Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.”
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“You’re my soul Santa.”
“Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
How does an elf get to Santa's workshop? By icicle.
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
She has high elf-esteem.
Love at frost sight!
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
That look soots you.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
“Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
You snow the drill.
Up to snow good.
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
“Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.”
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Reindeer don't go to school—they're elf taught.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Fir sure.
You’re my soul Santa.
Let’s take an elfie.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses.
I only have ice for you.
A round of Santa-plause, please.
“What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.”
Say it ain’t snow.
What did Santa name his dog? Santa Paws!
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
How rude-olf of you.
It takes one to snow one.
It’s snow joke.
What do you call a party for snowmen? A snowball.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
I’m elf-taught.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
Resting Grinch face.
Yule be sorry.
As it snow happens.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a break from delivering gifts? Santa Pause!
It’s the most wonderful time for a beer.
Let’s get elf-ed up.
Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
This is snow laughing matter!
Icy what you did there.