You’re sleigh-in’ it.
“Remember: don’t eat the yellow snow.”
Where does Santa stay when he goes on vacation? At a ho-ho-ho-tel.
Best in snow.
What was Santa's best subject in school? Chemistree.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Up to snow good.
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A Christmas Quacker.
How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas? They use Santa-tizer!
“I love when candy canes are in mint condition.”
It takes one to snow one.
I'm pine-ing for you.
Believe in your elf.
Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!
“Oh, deer! Christmas is here!”
Icy what you did there.
It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
What has 34 legs, 9 heads and 2 arms? Santa Claus and his reindeer.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS.
This is snow laughing matter!
It's ice to meet you.
“Santa owes a lot to his little helpers. You might say he’s an elf-made man.”
As it snow happens.
Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
As it snow happens.
I told you snow.
These decorations are tree-mendous.
“Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points.”
He’s an elf-made man.
“The North Pole doesn’t import goods because it’s Elf Sufficient.”
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Say it ain’t snow.
Don’t be elfish.
How does santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
A round of Santa-plause, please.
Icy what you did there.
“Look out for Santa Paws!”
“What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!”
“Did you hear the forecast for Christmas Eve? They’re calling for rain, dear!”
Why did Santa send his daughter to college? To keep her off the North Pole.
I'm snow bored.
Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
Treat yo'elf.
All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
Yule be sorry.
What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa's Workshop? A rebel without a Claus!
“Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
“Have your elf a merry little Christmas.”