I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
There is no cure.
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
We're a cover band
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.