Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
is what they were bangin
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
Which band were way ahead of their time in the stage lighting department?
LED Zeppelin.