Band Puns

If we had a band, we'd... probably not be very good.

Band Puns

What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
A sweatband.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!