I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
Hummus a tune.
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Name a rock group where none of the members sings or plays music.
Mt. Rushmore!
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
Gonna call it Poi, Son.