Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
I'm starting a music group that performs Classical Greek music.
I'm calling it Oedipal Arrangements.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Hg
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
What musical group do men join once they get married?
The Hus Band!