Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"
Sunni and Shia.
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
An orca-stra.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.