I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Hg
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Sleigh-er.
My band only plays dog whistles.
You've probably never heard us.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
NSYNC.
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.