What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.