Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.