What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.