How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.