We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.