Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
For instant fun, just add water.
How are ladies' baseball teams and cupcakes alike?
Both are delicious and depend on a good batter.
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Why was the wheelchair basketball team banned from the Paralympics?
They all tested positive for WD-40.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
If you do bowling and for some reason you can’t hear a pin drop, something could be wrong with your bowling.
Why was the mummy added to the game as a pinch hitter?
Because the manager knew he could wrap it up.
Water you doing on [date]?
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Why did the kid pursue scuba diving?
Because all his grades are below C-level.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
I like my breakfast like my tennis grip: Continental.
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
The calm before the score
The soccer player brought string to her game because she wanted to tie the score.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
But would they be stoned by the goalie?
No, they'd smoke it right between the pipes!
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
What stat do the Miami Dolphins lead every single year?
All Porpoise Yardage!
Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was
Owen N'awlins.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Prepare to be bowled over.