What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
Having a ball
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in
de-crease.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Grasshoppers do not fancy soccer matches because most of them prefer cricket matches.
Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
It is now a universal truth that actions speak louder than coaches.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
When the pitch is flooded, soccer players can still go on. They just need to bring on their subs.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
I just watched Sunday Night Football.
There were Lutz and Lutz of field goals.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
What did his wife give the guy when he came home all sweaty from his run?
The stink eye.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.
I feel tail great!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Did you know that old bowlers do not die? They simply end up in gutters.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
You cannot strike it, if you don’t try it.
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Did you see the guy with quad-arms play tennis? He has a great four-hand.
The dog didn’t want to play soccer because it was a boxer.