Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
If you want to impress the crowd, hit overheads. Every point will be a smash hit.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
What's the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot's father?
One is a pop fly and the other is a fly pop.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Which Star Wars movie is a baseball player's least favorite?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
This event is sure to be out of bounds.
It is not really much about how you bowl, but instead how you roll.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
What do you call heels on ski boots?
Ski lifts.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
The judge sentenced the basketball player to life imprisonment because he shot the ball.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Why wasn't the jogger all that bummed out when his girlfriend broke up with him?
'Cause they had a good run.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
My moment in the sun.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
What did the mitt say to the baseball?
Hey baby, you're quite a catch.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
Softball is just like baseball
Except the tactics seem more underhanded.
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
Would they get two minutes for tripping?
Not if they spliff the defence.