Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.