What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!