What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!