Here's Why You Should Never Hold in Your Pee
Well, once you have made your mind up not to pee, the cylindrical sphincters in your bladder close up tightly in order to keep all that urine from leaking into your underwear.
Pissed on or pissed off ?- Funny gag!
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Joke: A Boy and His Whisper
Joke: A Boy and His Whisper mother, father, boy, pee, family joke, children joke This joke begins with a little boy who really needs to pee...
JOKE: 3 Old Men Walked Into a Conversation, Then...
"There's no worse age than 70," says the youngest, "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you try and try and nothing comes out!" "That's nothing," said the 80-year-old, "80 is a much worse age. You can't even do your business anymore.
9 Handy Body Tricks That You Will Use Again and Again!
Or simply find it maddening to hold your urge to pee while waiting at a public toilet? Well, in these situations, your body can be much more useful than you may think. Here are some tips that you may find a little weird at first, however, we bet you'll soon be using them yourself!
6 Signs that You May Be Suffering From Kidney Stones
They usually form when someone has a decrease in the volume of their urine or an increase of minerals in their pee that form the stones. Some people, however, are just prone to developing them. They tend to be slightly more common in men than women, but anyone can develop them.
Time Does Funny Things to Us, When You Think About It!
Success is - Not peeing in your pants. At age 10... Success is - making your own meals. [related_articles] At age 12... Success is - Having friends. At age 17... Image courtesy of Depositphotos Success is - Getting a driver's license. At age 20... Success is - Having relations. At age 35...
Joke: I Bet You I Can Reach That Glass!
I bet you $100 that I can pee in it from over here.” The barman agrees to the bet, so the man begins to urinate all over the bar, its patrons and even the barman himself – basically everywhere except in the glass. “Ha!” says the barman. “You owe me $100!”
10 Warning Signs of Bladder Cancer to Watch Out For
Blood in Your Urine Bloody pee is the primary sign of bladder cancer. Urine color may range from pink to red to dark brown, and you often won't be able to see it with the naked eye. Blood in your urine may also mean you have a bladder infection, UTI or even kidney stones. 2.
Joke: God And I Have a Special Relationship!
the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done." "Wow," commented Dr. Darnes, "that's incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Darnes called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great.
There's a Reason Why You Constantly Need to Urinate...
Don’t you just hate it when you’re all set to leave the house and then you have to run back inside to pee? When you get to work, you have to go again, even though you’ve just went before you left home. If you have such a problem, then rest assured that you’re not alone.
Joke: How to Raise Your Grade
The student then makes another offer: "If I'll get up on this table, and pee the perfume Coco Chanel on you, will you give me a 100?" The professor now has to see what this kid can do, so he agrees.
Joke: A Secret Passed From Husband to Husband...
Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet, and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late."
Joke: Why Does My Wife Always Yell At Me At Night?
Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late."
Sugar Causing Hyperactivity and Other Science Urban Myths
The left part of your brain isn’t more artistic, pee won’t make the jellyfish sting go away and butterflies live longer than a day. But what happens when scientists themselves fall prey to urban legends?
The Color of Your Urine Has Much to Say About Your Health!
Urine is never a comfortable thing to talk about, but we're all adults here aren't we (kids, please get off the computer now), and we do pee several times a day. From time to time, you must have noticed that your urine has different colors, sometimes darker, sometimes lighter.
Hilarious Joke: Are You Sure You Have Enough?
I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee on my shoes." Scroll below for more funny jokes! Sir, That's Not What It's Used For... funny, joke, humor, pharmacist, viagra An old man visit the drug store to purchase some Viagra.
Joke: A Tourist in Jamaica
As he pees, behind him enters a Jamaican man who walks up next to him and begins to relieve himself as well. The white guy glances unintentionally and notices the Jamaican man has a penis tattoo. Surprised he claims, “hey! I have the SAME penis tattoo as you! Starts with a W and ends with a Y.”
Joke: The Urinal Heart to Heart
"You're peeing on my shoes." Joke: Do We Know Each Other? joke Standing there, doing their business, when one starts to strike up a conversation.
15 Stupendously Meaningless Road Signs That Really Exist
Attended children will be given away for free Peeing is complicated I feel like we're going nowhere Yup, definitely nowhere Thanks for the warning H/T: lifebuzz.com 15 Odd Road Signs photos, funny, pictures, signs, silly Signs are meant to be visual aids, reminders that also serve as a guide.
How An Old Lady Won a Lot of Money. A Funny Tale!
But there's a problem, Mrs S. needs to pee frequently, and along the route there were no bathrooms. This was just the kind of problem rich people can solve.
These Pets Discovered Mirrors and It’s Hilarious!
"I didn't pee on the rug, I swear!" Image Source: boredpanda 18 Sidesplitting Pictures of Pets Looking into Mirrors!
Hilarious: This Just May Be Why Building Codes Exist...
Peeing alone is not fun... 18. I sure hope they're good neighbors 19. Handicap-accessible? 20. I've got a sinking feeling about this... This is Why Building Codes Exist funny, pictures, buildings, Constructions, What were your thinking?
When Nature Calls, There's No Stopping It (Funny Joke)
Two Women Have a Drunken Night Out funny, hilarious, joke, women, humor, cemetery, outdoors, peeing Two women head out on a drunken night out. When they're one their way home, they just need to go, and end up in a darkened cemetery...