Joke: A Slightly Confused Nurse
Three doctors with a growing private practice decided they needed to hire a new nurse onto their staff to meet their needs. They hired a very qualified applicant named Sue, and met after a week to discuss the new nurse's abilities in her new role.
This Cheeky Nurse Knows How to Handle with Care...
A young student nurse came into his room, ready to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,” he mumbled from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replied: “I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.”
This Nurse is a Hero, Everyone Should Know Her Story
This NICU nurse at WellStar Kennestone Hospital in Marietta, Georgia has one touching story to share. She has done many tiny, yet beautiful miracles and today is the day she receives all the credit.
This Nursing Home is Blessed With a Little Angel Named..
Watch a black teacup poodle named Nala visit her dear friends at a nursing home in Minnesota. Nala sets her own schedule, deciding who to see and when to see them. She scurries about from room to room and even rides the elevators by herself, spreading her love and affection wherever she goes.
What a Great Joke! 3 Nurses Went Up to Heaven...
Three nurses sadly pass away. They rise up into heaven, and there they approach the gatekeeper to plead their case for entering paradise. So the keeper points to the first nurse, who says: "I worked in an emergency room. I treated many people, and always did my best to help.
A Unique Nursing Home You Need to Hear About...
A Unique Nursing Home You Need to Hear About... ted talk, dementia village, Yvonne van Amerongen This dementia village is the most progressive and forward thinking nursing home.
Keep This in Mind the Next Time You Meet a Nurse...
When I start to get panicky or afraid, it's always been one of my nurses who paid attention to me and made me feel better. In situations like these, a little peace of mind can go a long way. 2. They're the type of people who truly understand your needs. Nurses are very special people indeed.
The Most Unbelievable Food is Served In This Nursing Home!
Now Chef Kevin works every day alongside the residents of the nursing home to determine the best menu for each day and other healthy and tasty treats to be served.
With These 10 Rules, Doctors and Nurses Get Sick Less!
They don’t touch their face Usually, the transmission of illnesses is from hands, nose, eyes, and mouth," says Nicoleta Constantin, a nurse at several North Carolina hospitals.
Only the World's Best Doctors & Nurses Can Ace This Quiz
If so, you might want to give this trivia quiz a go, and see if you've got the caregiving skills and medical knowledge to give even the world's greatest doctors and nurses a run for their money. Don't forget to share it with your friends and family if you enjoy it!
Have You Heard This One? The Impossible Task (Rude)
A nurse entered a patient's room and asked him to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. "In...in front of you?" He mumbles, shyly. The nurse says: "Don't worry, I've seen the naked human body before. You've got nothing I haven't seen a thousand times."
This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"
This Joke Made Me Laugh My Head Off
The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. "In front of you?" He asks shyly. The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body."
This Joke Starts with a Female Patient Being Left Outside
The nurse pushed her trolley down the corridor towards the operating theater, where she left the woman on the trolley outside, while she went in to check whether everything was ready. A young man wearing a white coat approached her, lifted the sheet up and started examining her naked body.
Pediatricians Want Parents to Know These 12 Important Things
With nursing infants and toddlers, ask your nurse or doctor if you can breastfeed them during the vaccination to distract them and ease the pain. 2.
24 Health Questions You Were Too Afraid to Ask the Dr.
Can the nurse see me instead? As ever, doctors are in scarce supply and sometimes you need to be seen immediately. So, if such a case arises, and no doctor is in sight, politely inquire whether a nurse is able to evaluate, diagnose and prescribe medication.
Have You Heard This One? The Best of Everything!
With their ailing mother needing constant medical supervision, a family decided to bring her to a very expensive and caring nursing home for a day to try it out.
This Joke Begins With a General Visiting an Army Hospital...
and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my behind with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can."
Today's Joke: A Large Wager...
Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can!
Meet the Robot that Will Change Seniors' Lives
In comes Stevie II, a robot already used in some nursing homes, doing routine and mundane tasks that free the human staff to be... well, more human! Take a look at this incredible robot that represents a new generation of machines that make our life easier.
Have You Heard This One? 3 Honeymooning Couples...
The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nice, nurses are known to be hot." The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices." The third man married a school teacher.
When a Hummingbird Got Hurt, This Man Stepped Up...
This little hummingbird got injured by an attack and was rescued by this young man, who also took care of her and nursed her back to health for months, even catching insects for it to eat every day.
Joke: The Will, the Family and the Properties
He realizes he doesn't have much time left, so he asks his nurse to bring his wife, daughter, and both sons to him, as well as witnesses and a camera to record his last wishes. When all are assembled, their eyes misty and their faces drawn, he begins to speak.
Wow! I Never Knew Syringes Could Create Such Beauty!
Kimberly Joy Mallo Magbanua, who works as a nurse in the Philippines, is gaining popularity online for her unique artwork that she makes using syringes. Two years ago, when she was giving her patients their medications, the idea struck her that she could use these tools as paintbrushes.