I Wish Get Well Cards Looked More Like This
Artist Emily McDowell’s new line of ‘Empathy Cards’ is a personal triumph. At 24, Emily was diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma. As a cancer survivor, Emily wanted to create a series of cards that au..
Hilarious! The Most Generous Wishing Well on Earth...
This time, they've set up a fake wishing well that shoots loads of dollar bills into the sky as soon as a coin is thrown in. The reaction on the unwitting victims' faces is truly priceless. This is one of the better gags that we've seen in a while, as I'm sure you'll agree!
Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side
The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them three wishes. Nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and partying. Suddenly, there was a big splash.
Joke: Well, It Can't Get Any Worse...
As the bus rolled up and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.
Well It Doesn't Get Much Fancier Than These...
Well It Doesn't Get Much Fancier Than These... amazing, photos, castle, rich, mansion, Russian Borroco What's "Russian Barocco"? Obviously it's an architectural style and it has been pretty popular among modern Russian riches. They build real "palaces" made in a 19th century style.
Joke: This Englishman's Wishes
On the day of their punishment the Sheikh who was going to whip them announced: "It's my wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."
Joke: The Genie and the 2 Wishes
Getting up, he notices he tripped on something metallic. He pulls it out and to his surprise, it's an old lamp! He starts to brush it, thinking it might bring a few coins at the market when suddenly a great rush of blue smoke comes pouring out of the lamp and becomes 7 feet tall genie!
Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes
Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make... "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged."
The Things You Wish No One Saw...
When we're kids, and even now, we sometimes get into situations where we wish no one saw the dumb stunt we just pulled, or that just happened to us. It may be funny in retrospect, but you'd really wish it hadn't happened.
I'd Like to Wish You Something...
Hey there, I'm just sending this because I wanted to wish you...
6 Sites That All Kindle Users Should Get to Know Well
There's no getting away from the fact that Kindles are awesome. In fact, I have several friends who used to hate the whole concept of a Kindle, but became converts as soon as they tried one.
This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...
The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.” The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.” BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman.
Wish Someone a Lovely Day With This Great Song...
And if it made you smile, then share this with someone you care about and wish them a "lovely day" in the most charming way possible. Click on the play button to start the song, turn on your speakers and enjoy! [related_articles] Now share with someone special to make their day lovely as well!
Jokes You Can Only Wish For - Genie Humor!
You have 3 wishes woman, but know that anything you ask for your husband will get as well, only double! Sorry but the rules were written at a more primitive time." So, the woman thinks of a first wish... "I want to be rich !" So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich!
Joke: The Genie, the Waterfall and Their Last Wish
He cannot prevent their inevitable deaths, but he can grant each man one wish before he dies. The American steps up first. "I love my country. Before I die I want to sing my national anthem one last time. The full version. Give my friends lyrics sheets, so they can join in.
Today's Joke: His Last Wishes...
"Ah well, Bill would be pleased," she said. "You're right," replied Mary, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "So go on, how much did this really cost?'" "All of it," said Nancy. "One hundred thousand." "Oh no!!" Mary exclaimed, "I mean, it was very grand, but $100,000?!!"
Faced with Their Deaths, These Were Their Last Wishes
We never know when it will all be over, or when our days are numbered, but I hope you can take comfort in the beauty and simplicity of the dying wishes of the remarkable individuals you're about to see below: The presentation is accompanied by music To start the music click on "play" A grandson sneaked
These Are The Things I Will NOT Wish You This Christmas...
I will not wish for you warm nights this Christmas... I wish you the coldest nights for you and your family to gather together and warm up the place with the love in your hearts. I will not wish you a load of scrumptious food on your table this Christmas...
Wish Your Family a Merry Christmas With This eCard
Always remember that Christmas is a time for families to unite, as well as a time to share all the laughter and cheers you may not have had time to share earlier on during the year! To send this greeting click here Wishing You a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!
Wishing You a Happy & Prosperous New Year!
The new year is the perfect moment to share heartfelt wishes and good thoughts with one another. So take this opportunity to wish the important people in your life a Happy New Year by sending them one of these greeting cards below.
Don't You Wish This Was Where You Hit the Hay?
Some say that the bed is the most important feature of your home because it determines how well you sleep and what you dream. Well if that is true, then the owners of these amazing beds must sleep like logs and have the best color and action-filled dreams ever!
The only way of making a person's life better is to be by their side when they need it, and wish them all the good in the world. Today, I'm doing precisely this, as I shower you with hope for all the good things you deserve in your life to keep you strong, happy, and successful.
It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)
Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit. The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in a black suit, but he'd see what he could arrange.
Wishing You a Very HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I hope you find, among these beautiful greeting and video cards, something you'd like to send to someone you care about and wish them a wonderful thanksgiving! To send this greeting click here Thanksgiving means food, food, and more food. However, you must always save some room for this!