Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?

"Is your Daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Joke: How Mommy and Daddy Met

Content Joke: How Mommy and Daddy Met joke A boy goes to his father and asks him: "Daddy, how was I born?"

Joke: Can You Say Daddy?

Say daddy." Baby: "Mommy." Dad: "Crap! Say daddy!" Baby: "Crap!" Dad: "What did you say?" Baby: "Crap!" Mom: "I'm home!" Baby: "Crap!" Mom: "What? Where did you hear that?" Baby: "Daddy." Joke: Can You Say Daddy? funny, joke Baby: "Mommy." Dad: "No. Say daddy."

Joke: Daddy Knows Best!

He's a self-sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on essentials he decides there's nothing for it and heads in. Being something of a special occasion he takes his..

When This Young Man Prays, Bad Things Happen... (Funny)

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers: "God bless mommy, daddy and granny. Goodbye grandpa." The father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the grandfather died. A month later the father heard his son saying prayers again: "God bless mommy.

Punny Parents: Mother and Father Pun Collection!

Content Enjoy 80 Mother and Father Puns funny, mother, parents, jokes, father, puns, pun collection Enjoy 80 Mother and Father Puns covering all the daddy and mommy punny jokes you'll ever need.

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Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus

"From my Daddy," said Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'"

Hilarious: The Pharmacist is NOT Impressed

To which my son replied: "My daddy bought me some of these yesterday!" With a disgusted look on her face, the pharmacist replied: "Those are NOT for children, young man." And finally, my son replied: "Then I'll buy this one for my Daddy. He likes the LITTLE ones!" Excuse Me, Young Man!

The Meaning of Love Through a Child's Eyes - Beautiful

Chrissy, age 6 Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. Danny, age 7 Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.

Joke: The Curious Little Girl

Undaunted, the little girl asked, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?" "That's enough questions, young lady. Honestly!" The exasperated mother walked away as the two friends began to play. "My mom won't tell me anything about herself," the little girl said to her friend.

This Joke Starts with a Little Girl Being a Nosy Parker

Undaunted, the little girl asked, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?" "That's enough questions, young lady. Honestly!" The exasperated mother walked away as the two friends began to play. "My mom won't tell me anything about herself," the little girl said to her friend.

Joke: Little Johnny Counts to 10!

"My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," answers little Johnny.