Workout Jokes

This soldier, Titius, liked to kick a soccer ball around at night and was suspected of breaking some important statues. When his friends asked why he hadn't showed up for his platoon's morning workout, Terentius Vespa quipped,
"Oh, it's okay - he said he broke an arm."
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
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