Whore

There once was a miner named Dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave.
When asked "Does she smell?"
he replied "What the hell!
Just think of the money I save!"
A young whore who came from Lahore
Would lie on a rug on the floor.
In a manner uncanny
She'd wiggle her fanny
And drain your balls dry to the core.
What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer? A f**kin know-it-all.
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
A brothel sprout.
What’s the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore?
Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
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