Werewolf

The poor werewolf was busy chasing his own tail. We were later told that he was trying to make ends meet.
All prominent werewolf movies are produced in howl-lywood.
A werewolf that is confused on what to wear is not a dumb one, instead it is a what-to-wear-wolf.
A week after the werewolf swallowed the farmer’s clock, it had ticks all over.
After his teeth were cleaned, the werewolf ate the dentist.
When you come across a werewolf with no legs, how do you call it? Call it anything because it cannot chase you!
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