Was Jokes

When we met, it was love at frost sight.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
That shirt looks very becoming on you
Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too.
How was heaven when you left it?
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up."
"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
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