Why was the pear by himself? Because the banana split.
I got a pear stuck in my toilet. All I needed to do was flush and it was gone.
Because a flush always beats a pair.
My wife was trying to feed our son a pear, and he was refusing.
I said, Good news. Our son is immune to pear pressure.
Did you hear about the pear that fell off of the tree and fell to its death?
The damage was irreparable.