Stereo

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
I used to think that all radios had antennae, then I realized it was a stereo type.
Why aren't high school twins afraid of getting mono?
Because they get stereo instead!
What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs
AUDIOS!
What do you call a fishing boat with a great stereo?
bass boat.
I bought an old stereo.
My wife has her doubts, but I think it's a sound investment.
I hooked a stereo up to my recliner.
Now it's a rocking chair.
My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”
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