Skeleton

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
"No body won the skeleton race."