Shade Jokes

The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
My friend asked me why I was wearing a lamp shade over my face.
I replied, "I am feeling light headed."
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
I don't like clouds. They're always throwing shade.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
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