How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
There once was a man from sprocket
Who went for a ride in a rocket
The rocket went bang
His balls went clang
And he found his d**k in his pocket!
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.

He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.