Rocket Jokes

I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.

He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
Becuase he's a ROCKET MAN...
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