Rocket Jokes

Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.

He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
Becuase he's a ROCKET MAN...
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
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