Rocket Jokes

How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.

He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
There once was a man from sprocket
Who went for a ride in a rocket
The rocket went bang
His balls went clang
And he found his d**k in his pocket!
Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
Becuase he's a ROCKET MAN...
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
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