Rocket Jokes

Why does Elton John HATE lettuce?
Becuase he's a ROCKET MAN...
There once was a man from sprocket
Who went for a ride in a rocket
The rocket went bang
His balls went clang
And he found his d**k in his pocket!
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.

He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
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