Printing

I've invented a machine that prints money.
I programmed it to make coins, but for some reason it keeps printing dollar bills....
It makes no cents.
Your mom is so fat
Her school picture from first grade is still printing.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.
Why couldn't the man 3D printing his face control his excitement?
He was getting a head of himself
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
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