Printing

Your mom is so fat
Her school picture from first grade is still printing.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
Why couldn't the man 3D printing his face control his excitement?
He was getting a head of himself
I've invented a machine that prints money.
I programmed it to make coins, but for some reason it keeps printing dollar bills....
It makes no cents.