Printing Jokes

Your mom is so fat
Her school picture from first grade is still printing.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.
When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question. I couldn’t see what the problem was.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
I've invented a machine that prints money.
I programmed it to make coins, but for some reason it keeps printing dollar bills....
It makes no cents.
Why couldn't the man 3D printing his face control his excitement?
He was getting a head of himself
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