A pony goes to see the doctor one day. He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong." The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
Where do you take a sick pony? To the horse-pital.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president? It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure? “May the horse be with you.”
How did the pony get the bugs away? It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Why did the pony turn himself in? He felt rem-horse.