Poetry Jokes

My dog loves poetry.
Especially William Shakes-paw.
Poetry vs Prose The third grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class... "Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow/And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go." She explained that this was an example of poetry, but could be changed to prose by changing the last line from "the lamb was sure to go" to "the lamb went with her." A few days later she asked for an example of poetry or prose. Little Johnny raised his hand and recited, "Mary had a little pig, an ornery little runt/He stuck his nose in Mary's clothes, and smelled her little--" He stopped and asked the teacher if she wanted poetry or prose. "Prose..." the teacher said weakly. So Little Johnny said, "Ass*ole."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Teachers said I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.
Well I’ve had the last laugh because I've just made two jugs and a vase.
Leave poetry to the prose.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
why are the discarded papers that once held the halloween candy just like vocalists who have lost their rhythm, art, and poetry?
they are both empty rappers
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