What's 6 inches long, pink and makes my girlfriend moan all day?
Her tongue.
What's warm, wet, and pink? a pig in a hot tub.
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was "The Wall"
She fell into the bath tub.
she fell into the sink.
she fell into the rasberry jam.
and came out pink!
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant? A. deadant deadant deadant deadant.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
No, they both burn shorter!
Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
If a pink stork delivers girl babies and a blue stork delivers boy babies, what delivers no babies?
A swallow.
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think –
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.