Peeing Jokes

Doctor, I keep peeing my pants! What can I do?
Urologist: “It’s mind over matter, urine control.”
Robin Williams
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Just finished peeing when my wife comes in and asks: "Did you just piss without flushing"?
I replied, "Yea, it's pretty clear..."
Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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