Pea soup

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
The other day my dad was making pea soup and cutting up onions
I started to cry because Onions was a good dog.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.