Pea soup Jokes

The other day my dad was making pea soup and cutting up onions
I started to cry because Onions was a good dog.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
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