Pan Jokes

What did Peter Pan call Tinkerbell when she corrected his spelling?
A Diction Fairy.
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
What do you call a monk who steals a grilled cheese sandwich right off the griddle?
Out of the frying pan and into the friar.
What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?
An Unidentified Frying Object.
Wife is frying a lot of mushrooms in a tiny pan.
Me: Doesn't look like you have mushroom left in there.
How is Europe like a frying pan?
It has Greece at the bottom.
My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.
Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.
What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?
My son asked me where the pan was.
I told him, naturally, it went on a wok.
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
I bought this strange novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.
I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms
Did you hear about the dangerous alcoholic who consumed his booze from a sizzling Chinese frying pan?
He liked to drink risky on the woks
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