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There once was a boy named Dan,
who wanted to fry in a pan.
He tried and he tried,
and eventually died,
that weird little boy named Dan.
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
What does a panda use to cook his pancakes?
A pan duhhhh!
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
I tried my hand at cinematography, but it didn't really pan out.