Palace Jokes

After the Palace of Versailles was completed, Louis XIV felt Baroque and roll.
Why didn't the peasants attend the Egyptian king's open palace party?
The address was "2, Pharaoh Way"
While fishing in the blue lagoon,
I caught a lovely silver fish,
And he spoke to me, "My boy," quoth he,
"Please set me free and I'll grant your wish;
A kingdom of wisdom? A palace of gold?
Or all the fancies your mind can hold?"
And I said, "O.K." and I set him free,
But he laughed at me as he swam away,
And left me whispering my wish
Into a silent sea.

Today I caught that fish again
(That lovely silver prince of fishes),
And once again he offered me,
If I would only set him free,
Any one of a number of wishes,
If I would throw him back to the fishes.

He was delicious!!

(Shel Silverstein)
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
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