A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.” The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?” The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
A man is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. A woman gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."