Oreo

What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.


What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
Ice hockey is basically just guys wearing knife shoes fighting each other with long sticks for the last Oreo.