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Call me your Christmas tree, because you're turning me on.
I want your chestnuts roasting on my open fire.
My best toys run on batteries.
I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I've been told I'm a star on top.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
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