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You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
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