Mystery Jokes

Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
Oh my beloved belly button.
The squidgy ring in my midriff mutton.
Your mystery is such tricky stuff:
Why are you so full of fluff?
(Richard Leavesley)
There is a young schoolboy named Mason,
Whose mom cuts his hair with a basin.
When he stands in one place,
With a scarf round his face,
It's a mystery which way heโ€™s facing.
Tomorrow is still a mystery.
Yesterday is already history.
And today it is your BIRTHDAY!
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