Medieval Jokes

Did you hear about the nun who got into trouble for drinking communion wine from her convent's medieval goblet?
No, but it serves her rite.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Medieval cures...
Were leeches on society
Dance music can be traced back to medieval times when a farmer dropped some heavy beets.
I told my wife I wanted to name our son Lance, but she said it was too uncommon so I explained that in medieval times men where named Lance a lot.
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