Mattress

Bob Monkhouse

“It’s been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it’s trying to blackmail me.”
Yo Mama's so ugly her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? They got married in the spring.