Mash Jokes

What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Dracula decided it was time to give his son "the talk"

Dracula: "You see, when two monsters love each other very much, they-"

Son: "They do the mash."

Dracula: *nodding* "They do the monster mash."
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
Weโ€™re a perfect mash.
Boil โ€™em, mash โ€™em, stick โ€™em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Whatโ€™s a potatoโ€™s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
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