Mash Jokes

Dracula decided it was time to give his son "the talk"

Dracula: "You see, when two monsters love each other very much, they-"

Son: "They do the mash."

Dracula: *nodding* "They do the monster mash."
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
We’re a perfect mash.
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
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