Kermit

Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger!
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.