Juice Jokes

Do you know why it’s called almond milk?
Because nobody would buy it if it was called nut juice.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
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