Jamaica Jokes

Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It's dread-full.
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
The Same Tattoo A white guy goes to Jamaica on vacation. On his first day there he goes to a bar. After a few drinks, he goes to the bathroom. As he pees, behind him enters a Jamaican man who walks up next to him and begins to relieve himself as well. The white guy glances unintentionally and notices the Jamaican man has a penis tattoo. Surprised he claims, โ€œhey! I have the SAME penis tattoo as you! Starts with a W and ends with a Y.โ€ The White guy happily shows his tattoo and says โ€œLook, I got โ€˜Wendyโ€™, for my wifeโ€ The Jamaican laughs and replies โ€œNah mon, they arenโ€™t the same, mine says โ€˜Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice dayโ€™!"
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