Impression Jokes

What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
Why did the turkey cross the road before Thanksgiving?

He was trying to give people the impression that he was a chicken.
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
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