Guards Jokes

What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
How many prison guards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just beat the room for being black.
I recently got two German Shepherds. Because
I wanted some paw-dy guards.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
To a basket ball.
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
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