Guac

What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.