Gourd Jokes

Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
You've really struck a gourd with me...
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.
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